No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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