i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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