what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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