my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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