Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize