Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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