On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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