wat bout pragnant strippers??
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
