Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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