Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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