Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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