clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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