Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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