come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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