How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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