she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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