why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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