she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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