tonight lets celebrate not being married
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
