Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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