Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
