S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
