is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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