WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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