i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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