you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She said her name was "party"
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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