I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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