Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
