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Wipe that smile off your face.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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