Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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