she was so not down for the gang bang
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
