She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
