You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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