Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So gin and wine won't be happening again
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
