that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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