have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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