I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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