Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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