How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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