Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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