do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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