But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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