you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My breasts were aching with rage.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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