Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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