Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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