My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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