I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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