But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Randomize