Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
