any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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