You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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