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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I have fence marks all over my body
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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