Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
