My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Randomize
